Submitted by Hitty Roberta
As I was out and about recently, I met my English cousin, Bobby. I recognized him right away since he was also made of wood.
I was happy to pay the 53 cents due on his room and board so that he could come to live with the Sunny State Hittys. “That place might be called Goodwill but I most certainly did not enjoy staying there!” Bobby confided on the way home.